var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

Quotation[0] = "interruption";
Quotation[1] = "destabilisation";
Quotation[2] = "destruction";
Quotation[3] = "failure";
Quotation[4] = "dereferencing";
Quotation[5] = "overflow";
Quotation[6] = "underflow";
Quotation[7] = "NMI";
Quotation[8] = "interrupt";
Quotation[9] = "corruption";
Quotation[10] = "anomaly";
Quotation[11] = "seizure";
Quotation[12] = "override";
Quotation[13] = "reclock";
Quotation[14] = "rejection";
Quotation[15] = "invalidation";
Quotation[16] = "halt";
Quotation[17] = "exhaustion";
Quotation[18] = "infection";
Quotation[19] = "incompatibility";
Quotation[20] = "timeout";
Quotation[21] = "unavailability";
Quotation[22] = "bug";
Quotation[23] = "condition";
Quotation[24] = "crash";
Quotation[25] = "dump";
Quotation[26] = "crashdump";
Quotation[27] = "stackdump";
Quotation[28] = "problem";
Quotation[29] = "lockout";
Quotation[30] = "block";

var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();